Oh the things they say

So I've said before how Austin and Brooklyn are constantly saying funny things that crack me up so I wanted to start posting some of them to I have them to remember. These three are just from today.

Austin's:
-Earlier today he was sitting by me on the couch, he looked down at my stomach and with the funniest look on his face he said, "Wow, Mom! That is really pokin out way far!" Then jumped down and off he went.
-Brooklyn had a rough day because she was so tired, hated dinner; so was sent to her room twice because she wouldn't eat, and just because she's emotional these days. She kept crying until I finally got her to calm down and I noticed during this time Austin kept staring at her and giving her these looks like she was crazy. When she finally stopped he gave this huge sigh of relief and said,"Mom, I am SOOOO happy we are going to have another brother." I asked him why and he said, "Because girls talk and cry to much!"
-He's been waking up early these days and every morning I try and make him go back to bed. This morning I looked at him and said, "Austin, why do you wake up so early?" He replied while rolling his eyes, " Mom... because my eyes are open!" And off he went.

Brookyn's:
Austin kept following her everywhere and she was getting annoyed by it so turned to him and said in a very dramatic way," Austin, I love you, but I really want to be alone."

Ben got mad at her for taking something way from Austin so he put her in timeout. She was NOT happy about this! I was watching how she was going to react to Ben putting her in timeout instead of me because usually it's me being the disciplinary around here. As he walked away from her she gave him the worst glare ever, picked up a hanger sitting on the floor by her, and CHUCKED it at his head!! I burst out laughing, I don't know why it was so funny at that moment. He just looked at me and said, "Did she just throw that at me!?!?!" OH it was so funny. What a girl, letting her emotions get the best of her!

Oh how kids crack me up! Sometimes I just wish I could live in their little minds just for a day. The simple life of children, love it!

*Oh and p.s., yes I deleted my last post because I'm pretty sure after I wrote how crazy I was feeling that day, everyone thought I was turning into a crazy person..basing this off all of the comments people came up to me and said the next day.. even though they were trying to be nice and just make sure I really was ok! Hopefully I'm not the only one that has crazy days being a stay at home mom lol!